The Look: First Day of School, Alan Style
Let’s be real - nailing your back-to-school fit is basically a meme in itself. You want to look effortless, but also like you didn’t just roll out of bed (even if you did). Alan Chikin Chow’s merch line has you covered, whether you’re going for "I woke up like this" or "I actually tried." The star of the show? The Alan Chikin Chow Classic T-Shirt ($24.99). It’s a 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk tee that’s soft enough to nap through third period. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or even shorts for a look that says “I support the creator who made me laugh during summer break.”
For cooler mornings or that one class with aggressive AC, throw on the Alan Chikin Chow Premium Hoodie ($49.99). It’s thick, cozy, and perfect for hiding your phone under the desk. If you’ve got a presentation or you’re trying to impress someone, swap the tee for the Alan Chikin Chow Polo Shirt ($34.99). Yes, a polo. Alan wore something similar in his "Try Not to Laugh" series, and it worked then too.
Gym class? Skip the generic PE shirt and grab the Alan Chikin Chow Tank Top ($19.99). It’s lightweight, breathable, and way more fun than the school-issued one. Plus, you’ll instantly recognize other fans in the locker room.



